Merry Fucking Christmas via The Daily Show and Denis Leary:-)

In four and a half minutes [reading this book] you can destroy your children’s beliefs in you and Santa Clause and an entire holiday. And the proceeds go to firefighters because Santa’s not real but firefighters are.

— Denis Leary

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On last night’s Daily Show, Denis Leary explains how his new book Merry F***in’ Christmas can destroy a child’s belief in Santa in under four minutes.